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February 2008
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It's a sad day here at Valley Ranch. The porn 'stache of one Robert Carpenter Jr. is no more. Blame Tyler Everett, the Cowboys new practice squad safety and Ohio State teammate of Carpenter's. On his first night with the Cowboys, last night, Everett was invited over to Carpenter's house. And in an honest moment, Everett says he said, "Man, you gotta shave that off." That gave Carpenter's fiance the opening to drive the point home and, eventually, the combination of the two got the linebacker to relent. The death of the moustache occurred last night, and the linebacker was spotted in the locker room without it today. Carpenter quickly fled when he saw the media in there, possibly to avoid the intense scrutiny that was about to bear down on his facial hair. As Justin Rogers, fellow linebacker and locker room neighbor, said, "It's just too bad." |
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Comments
Posted by Cletus @ 12:55 PM Thu, Jan 10, 2008
You media guys keep referring to a moustache in a pornagraphic kinda way. I'm not sure why but it does make one think you watched a lot of elicit material in your younger days.
Posted by James @ 12:57 PM Thu, Jan 10, 2008
who cares about his facial hair, such a waste of a 1st round draft pick.
Posted by Leo @ 1:04 PM Thu, Jan 10, 2008
more like R.I.P Bobby Carpenter as a member of the cowboys or maybe even the NFL.
Posted by Bill in Alabama @ 1:19 PM Thu, Jan 10, 2008
Maybe we could sign the mustache to a long-term deal and trade Carpenter.
Posted by Tom K @ 1:20 PM Thu, Jan 10, 2008
Bobby Carpenter or Jessica Simpson's cleavage: which is a bigger bust?
Posted by BamBam @ 1:20 PM Thu, Jan 10, 2008
Was there any news on his ability to shed blockers?
Posted by Casey Wade @ 2:16 PM Thu, Jan 10, 2008
REMEMBER 1-9-08
WE WILL NEVER FORGET
[SUPPORT THE STACHE]
Posted by Carrie Anne @ 10:31 AM Wed, Jan 16, 2008
Sorry that you are not a supporter of Carpenter. Give him time and a chance! I'd rather my child watch him only on special teams and he be their role model than any other guy in the NFL. Morals and values still count in my house!