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Strahan compares T.O. to Michael Jackson!!!

4:35 PM Thu, Jan 10, 2008 |
Albert Breer   E-mail   News tips

Our own David Moore passed along some thoughts from the Giants from Jersey. And they aren't buying the idea that WR Terrell Owens isn't playing Sunday.

Not for one, stinkin' second. But they are poking fun at a certain healing device T.O.'s famous for.

“He’s going to play. Come on, man. I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn. You want to buy that sucker?" Giants DE Michael Strahan joked. “He came out there three days after breaking a leg and played in the Super Bowl. He sleeps in a hyperbaric chamber like Michael Jackson. He does all that stuff he needs to do. The guy is going to play in the game.’’

The Giants weren't done having fun at T.O.'s expense.

“I don’t know what kind of tank, oxygen tank, what kind of treatment he gets, what little special oils he rubs on his body, but it works for him," MLB Antonio Pierce said.

So what effect will all this have on the game?

“Well, he’s a little banged up, so you’ve got to be physical with him," Pierce continued. "He’s not going to be 100 percent even if he does play. You’ve got to be physical with him, when he catches the ball, before he catches the ball, when the ball is not even being thrown to him. We want to have eyes on him and always be putting hands on him.’’

And what was a little bit of a dry week just heated up.



Comments

Posted by lilcowboi @ 4:50 PM Thu, Jan 10, 2008

That was pretty funny but ultimately we'll have the last laugh. I always think about Michael Jackson when I here someone talk about TO and his hyperbaric chamber.



Posted by The Hyperbaric Chamber @ 5:06 PM Thu, Jan 10, 2008

please refrain from using Michael Jackson and myself in the same sentence...that cat creeps me out...



Posted by SideLineShow.Com @ 5:07 PM Thu, Jan 10, 2008

T.O. does cry a lot a this will be Wade Phillips last game as the head coach of the Cowboys.
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Posted by Todd Robinson @ 5:17 PM Thu, Jan 10, 2008

TO is good to G--0! I am tired of people hating on TO. Since his arrival to Big D the man comes to play. He is a Gladiator on the field. Don't hate! ongratulate. He will show up on Sunday and you better be careful before you piss him off.

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Posted by bob @ 5:19 PM Thu, Jan 10, 2008

He did not compare him to Michael Jackson, you stupid f@#$ing tabloid moron.



Posted by Bobo The Chimp @ 5:21 PM Thu, Jan 10, 2008

Can you hear me? Michael left me in California locked in this damn hyperbaric chamber............. someone......... please.......help....oh, and T.O. doesn't have manlihood of Michael



Posted by Mik @ 5:37 PM Thu, Jan 10, 2008

This is fantastic. Please be overly aggressive on T.O. Paleeeez. Big plays are a-comin'!



Posted by Greybeard @ 5:52 PM Thu, Jan 10, 2008

I thought Strahan's wife got the bridge in the divorce settlement.



Posted by DevilDoc @ 6:15 PM Thu, Jan 10, 2008

ROFLMAO!! Greybeard, that was great.



Posted by Hap @ 6:25 PM Thu, Jan 10, 2008

Greybeard,
Wrong. Stray owned the bridge prior and it was in the pre-nups.



Posted by JoeRedneck @ 11:48 PM Thu, Jan 10, 2008

T.O. will play.....and pout....and outright cry at the beating the G-Men are about to hand the Cowgirls.



Posted by JoeRedneck @ 11:52 PM Thu, Jan 10, 2008

Strahan needs a bridge to cross the gap in between his two front teeth.



Posted by Deborah Borden @ 10:54 AM Fri, Jan 11, 2008

Oh Strahan,Please the Cowboys are gonna whip all over Eli's ass. Don't hate the player. Deborah from Dallas



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